Oh, it's been such a long time. Why haven't I posted? I suppose I was going through quite a funk for a while. I had to endure about ten months of winter because we moved to Oz at the end of March, and it was still quite cold and snowy in Pennsylvania. We had a few weeks of nice weather in April but then it started to get dark early and go into winter again. If anyone reading this is familiar with the weather in Australia and the US, you might say, yeah, but winters in Australia aren't bad, right? I actually have to admit that I thought the winter was awful, much worse than home. Here's why: first, I didn't realize the difference that snow makes. I mean that even though it is a darker time of year, once everything is snow covered it brightens things up a bit. I never appreciated that until now. Second, homes in the northern US are generally built to withstand the cold. Not so in Melbourne. At least not our house. A winter day in Melbourne never really gets any colder than the fifties in farenheit or below like 13 celcius, but I felt much colder in Melbourne than I did at home. That's because my house is Oz has floor to ceiling windows and no insulation. Can you believe that it doesn't have any insulation?? Maybe that's not the norm but I don't think so. I think that the houses are built with the summer heat in mind and you just have to bear the winters. I have yet to experience the summers, but I am afraid. I am a Yankee. I don't thrive in excessive heat. My husband, with his central american blood, should do just fine. Hopefully, I will be able to adjust, but it's unlikely. I have begun telling people that if it hits 35 C(about 96 F) that I will no longer leave my home. I will put a baby pool in the backyard and stay in it until temperatures become more reasonable. However, everyone is welcome to visit, just know that visits are BYOP, bring your own pool.
I am still in the US but am preparing to return. It has been an interesting trip back, but I will save that for another post.

Vegemite is awful!!!

I'm sorry if there are any Australians reading this...please do not take offense, but I don't get Vegemite. In fact, I think its pretty nasty. I tried it. I tried it by itself. I tried it on a cracker, I even tried it with butter. I just don't like it. Is it fermented yeast or something like that?? It doesn't even sound good!

Anyway, before I get any comments saying something like "then go home, yankee!" I will move on. At least I tried it, that has to count for something!

As you can perhaps tell, I have been sitting here tonight mulling over even more differences that I learning exist between Australia and the United States. I am afraid that it is getting harder for me to spot them, so I wonder if I have discovered them all or if I am not noticing anymore. If its the latter, then does that mean I am assimilating to the culture?? And if so, is that a good thing??

I am realizing that Australia is closer to Eurpoean culture, IMHO, than it is to US culture. As least as far as fashion and music. There are a lot more European, mostly British, artists on the radio. And it seems that there is a several month delay from music being released in the US and then released here. I think, I could be wrong. I'm not totally up on the music scene these days, I am mostly still clinging to my Lillith Fair days and, egad!, I am listening to more and more country. no, I can't write that...oh well, I did. I'll leave it, why should I be ashamed?

Speaking of country, I learned that Keith Urban, whom I adore, YES I DO, and I'm not afraid to admit it, is not actually from Australia!! I couldn't believe it! That's what CMT told me, they are trustworthy, are they not? Nope, he's actually a Kiwi, he's from New Zealand. And so is Russell Crowe. I know for sure the US media says he's from Oz.

And here is something interesting, a few weeks ago, in Jo's Kinder class, we had a guest who played the Didgeridoo for us. I loved it. I guess its actually quite difficult to play, but this guy was really good. At least to me, but I guess I wouldn't really know the difference, now would I? And even more interestingly, he was light skinned, as in what I would call a caucasian person, but he is of aboriginal descent. I learned that day that there are aboriginals that are actually quite light skinned. In my education in the united states...uh, that's not true, I guess, let me rephrase...since the extent of my education on aboriginals is from Crocodile Dundee, I had a definate image in mind when I thought of aboriginals. Is is aborigines or aboriginals? I think here, they prefer to be referenced by there language group, am I saying that right? If anyone reading this happens to know, please give me a clue. I would like to get it right.

Oh, I hear that one of the kids has woken up, I'll return...

It's only July...

Wow, I guess its been a long time since I have last posted. Why is that? Hmmm. Probably because I have been going through a bit of a funk. I've been a bit depressed for the past six weeks and only now feel that I am coming out of it. We have been here for just over three months now and I think that I have been dealing with the realization that we are here long term. Its hard for me to say this, but I have been missing the United States and all that comes with it. What do I miss?

My family: My mom and dad, my sister and brother and their significant others.

My cats: It would be really great to have a pet here.

Summertime: yeah, it would be really great to have some summertime right now!

Eat N Park: yep, I can't believe it either. Esto really misses the bottomless coffee cup. The fancyshmancy coffees are okay, but they are not bottomless!! And neither are the sodas or the tea water...no wait, I think in one restaurant I did get a refill of hot water but I may have been charged for it, I did not check the bill.

What else? My clothes dryer and my washer that doesn't eat my clothes, but that really isn't specific to Australia.

My friends: Although I have made some really great friends here in Australia already, I really do miss Tahisha and Heather and Laura and Addie and I had many friendships in the making that I had to leave behind.

Cool Whip! When I get home, I am going to go buy a big tub of Cool Whip, go sit on Tahisha's front porch (maybe I'll share it with her, but probably not) and watch people drive down the right side of the street while I eat that fluffy white heaven by the spoonful. Oh! And I just remembered my favorite peanut butter, what was it called...oh, I'll have to think of it and get someone to send me some!!

There are many other things I miss but I suppose its not good to go on about them so I will try to focus more on the positives of living here because there certainly are many. I have been able to find other homeschooling moms through the internet here in Victoria and I am very excited about that. Oz does not have the homeschooling community that the US does, but it seems to be going that way. I didn't know if I was going to homeschool Jo or not, but now I feel confident that I can while we are here so I have started again.

Since my last post we have travelled out the of the city again for the Queen's Birthday weekend. We went to Mornington Peninsula. For all you Americans reading this, you should now that we didn't visit a Peninsula, we actually visited a peninSHula, or at least that's how many people say it here. They also say chamomile like cam-oh-mile as opposed to our cam-oh-meel. And one friend had the audacity to say that they are right! HA! Whatev-ah!!!

Anyway, the Mornington Peninshula is very beautiful. We went down for the Winter Wine weekend and went around to some of the wineries to do some wine tasting. I gotta tell you that sometimes Esto and I forget that we don't have the life we once had when we could go wine tasting and eat long luxurious dinners at cute artsy type cafes in distant lands. Yes, we forget and then reality comes rushing back in as we stand, wine glasses in hand trying to understand the poor gentleman who is attempting to explain the history of their vine, all the while pretending that he can't hear our two year old screaming that he's got a poopy. God bless that gentleman's heart for not giving us one of those, "ugh, here come those people with kids who try to live like they still don't have kids" kind of look. Anyway, so any notions we had of a froo-froo, yuppie type of wine weekend went down the toilet with that aforementioned poopy. On the bright side, it keeps us humble!!

Oh, I love my little ones. Elias is talking so much now and Jo is really attempting big words lately. Rather, they aren't big words, so much as they are big concepts. For example, the other day we went to the local video store and we rented, you guessed it, Superman and Batman. Jo was so excited to watch his movie, on the way out he said, "Mommy, I can't wait to watch this movie, I am so excited" to which I replied "I am glad you are excited, I am too. We can watch it together". Jo then said "yes, mommy, it would be a pleasure to watch a movie with you." You can't tell me that ain't cute!!! Last week, Jo was sick and I wasn't giving him any solid foods, but then I finally asked him if he thought his belly was ready for solid food again and he said "yes, mommy, but it would be best to have something that's easy to digest." He's only a little over four!!!! So cute.

Jinkies, I see that I have written a lot for tonight, so I should be off to bed. I'll have to think of some more Aussisms for the next post.

Oops, its been a while!

What's new?? Joaquin has started a Kinder here and he really likes it. I know some of you reading this are gonna say "What? What happened to homeschooling??" We haven't abandoned homeschooling but the Kinder here is really more like formal playdates. In fact the teacher is very opposed to any type of formal instruction prefering instead to help the children learn from play. And I am all for that! The only problem is that little E thinks that he is part of the class too and so I often stay the whole day (only 9 to 1) because E gets to play too if I stay there to watch him. Our plan is to take J to Kinder three days a week and start very simple homeschool lessons on the other days. I have met a number of the other mothers and they are all very friendly. In fact there is another mom that is originally from Lancaster. And did I mention before that the guy that came to install the internet was from Altoona?? Small world. (Not really, at least it doesn't feel like it on the flight here!!!)

Anyway...what else? If you have looked at our flickr site then you know that we made a little trip out of Melbourne this past weekend. We had a long weekend so we made the best of it. Here's a bit of trivia: April 25 is ANZAC Day here in Oz. It stands for, I think, Australian and New Zealand Army(again, I think) Corps. It is much like our Veteran's Day but I think people take it much more seriously here, it seems. I felt a little guilty for not going downtown at sunrise for the memorial service but I would like to go next year if we are still here.

The really big thing about our trip is that we drove there! Actually, I did most of the driving. I don't know that Esteban feels that confident about it yet. Hmmm...could it have anything to do with the crazy, paranoid lady in the passenger(formerly driver's) seat chanting "stay left, stay left, stay left..." and frequently sucking in air loudly (as one might do just before an accident)? This lady also repeatedly yells towards the poor innocents in the back seat "no talking, you're father could have an accident!!", even when they are making no noise at all?? Nahhh. It's just Esteban.

Anyway...I got pretty used to driving on the left pretty quickly, which actually made me more nervous because that's when I think I'll make a mistake, when I am no longer super cautious. Much like the time my father turned down the wrong way on the highway in Ireland on our fifth day there. Yes, he got too comfortable. Many people have told me that the most dangerous time is when we return to the states and start driving on the other side again. That makes sense. The one thing that both Esteban and I were really having trouble with was the turning signal. When you drive on the left the signal is on the right side of the steering column. Totally weird, right?? Imagine it. You have to push it the opposite way. To turn left, you have to push it up and vice versa. We kept turning the wipers on every time we wanted to turn which is the last thing you need when you are trying to stay in the correct lane. The radio volume button is also on the other side. What else? Oh yeah...the overtake lanes are backwards. When you are on the highway, the slow lane is the left lane and you have to go to the left to overtake. Let me tell you, that feels really weird. I never really got used to that.

I am also trying to think if I have anymore cute Aussie-isms. Let me see if I can think of some:

Plungers are french coffee presses.

Here we don't get food to go, we get food to take away.

It's next to impossible to get just straight black coffee, which I think they call filtered. I haven't figured out the coffee code yet, but here's an attempt...a short white flat is a small coffee with unfrothed milk. A black flat is no milk. Isn't that redundant? Maybe I have that wrong. I better ask Esteban before I continue.

OH! Here's one thing that ensures that we won't stay permanently. Aussies don't drink Iced Tea!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! I ask everywhere we go and they refer me to the drink cooler for that fake Lipton brown, corn syrup water that sell as "tea". YUCK!!! I've stopped ordering drinks in the restaurants. Now that its winter I will start drinking hot tea, but whatever will I do come summer???

I'll move on. People here say cordial as cor-dee-al. And it refers to a syrupy type drink that you pour in your water. Probably more colored corn syrup.

Muslin cloth here is cheesecloth. What we call Muslin in the states, they call Calico. Am I spelling Muslin correctly?

I was told that Joaquin should try not to say boo-boo as most Aussies have never heard of that and will probably think he is making referance to certain parts of his lady teachers.

Did I already mention this one? We got a ride to church the other day from Peter, a new friend, and he asked if he could put my bag in his boot. Now what was I to say to that?? "Either I don't know what a boot is, or you've got awfully large feet!" perhaps? Instead I politely asked what in the world he meant and he said that he thinks we call it the trunk. I started to say of course we call it the trunk but then realized that "trunk" doesn't really make any sense either. What I did say was, thinking I was being clever, "so if that's the boot, is the hood the hat? ha ha" Peter replied with a straight face "Close, its the bonnet." I didn't believe him. I had to ask several others. Here I was supposed to be learning about Jesus and all I could do was whisper to those around me "what do you call the front of your car?" I'm a heathen. But now an informed heathen.

Sneakers are runners.

Sweaters are called jumpers.

I think that's all I can think of for tonight. I am sure I'll encounter more.

Oh, and Joaquin say G'day mate now to the folks on the tram.

One last thing tonight...footy.

I can already see the assimilation of my husband into Aussie culture. Remember that's Aussie like the Osbournes. Anyway, he has already begun to say the quintessentially Australian "yeh", as in yes. Its not "yeah", its yeh. Pretend you are Crocodile Dundee and say yeah. You've probably got it. Its terribly infectious. I asked him the other day if he thought he'd like tacos for dinner and he answered very aussie like "yeh" and immediately looked alarmed because he couldn't beleive what he'd just said. And then the footy!! Footy is Australian Rules Football and there is no such craziness like it that I have ever seen. Esteban watched about an hour of it the other day and I am afraid he's hooked. But then again, how can one not be? It's really entertaining to watch. Let me try to describe it like this...Say you took the Steelers and put them on a soccer field with the Giants, but without their uniforms. Then you gave them a football but told them to play soccer with it. You know they might try to play soccer but would end up kicking and passing 'cause thats what they do best. Then you virtually take away any penalties,say for, punching opponents on the field or similar acts of aggression. Oh and you have to have someone stand just off camera and blow the whistle incessantly and sporadically but have it mean seemingly nothing. And finally, make them all pretend to be Australian and say Dr. Phil like phrases. THEN and only then you will begin to get an idea of what Footy is. Australian readers, if there are any, I mean this with great respect for your sport.

And one more thing...the prime minister speaks fluent Mandarin! How great is that!!! Good ol' George Dubya can't even seem to get a grip on his english.

Buenas noches.

Lovin' the down under...

It's going really well folks!! I found Big W today (which bears an uncanny likeness to Wal-Mart, they have "roll-backs" and the little yellow smiley face)but, more importantly, they have CHEAP STUFF!!! Yeah!! I am beginning to realize that Esteban and I just happened to move into an expensive neighborhood. AND, I found my first thrift store, or as they call them down under, op shop. Its run by a brotherhood of something and it was pretty great. I didn't really get to look around that much however because I was on my way to the Melbourne Zoo. You know, I really just want to write Mel-bun, cuz that's how everyone says it anyway.

The zoo...we had a great time at the zoo. It was a beautiful day and I have to say that Australia has beautiful clouds. I can't really even say how they are different but they are and the sky is so blue. Yesterday while we were at the zoo, the sky was just amazing. Its as if the clouds don't block the sun. And they are so white, yes, that's part of it. They seem whiter than at home. Of course, I did live in Pittsburgh! I even found a yarn store, a little pricey but good yarns, not much selection. I also took the kids on the tram all by myself for the first time and it went quite well. I took the boys down to South Mel-bun to have lunch with Papi and his new co-workers. It was so hot that day, I thought I was going to faint on the tram. The boys were all red-cheeked and sweaty. When I got the Esteban's office I commented on the heat and they responded "Heat?? This isn't hot! Wait until the summer!" But all you yankees reading this have to understand that this day was like a pretty average summer day in the northern states, like a day in August,exept not humid. In other words, I don't know if I will survive a summer here. You all will be scraping the ice of your wipers and pulling out the extra blankets and I will be here sweating to death wishing for snow. I just ask that you think of us while you shovel the drive.

What am I crazy!?!?! I'm not gonna miss the snow...I live 500 ft from a pool (or rather about 170 metres)!!! But I won't brag.

I digress, I meant to talk about the zoo. I was a really great zoo with many animals I had never seen before in my life. I have now seen a kookaburra, and that's somethin'. They are quite strange looking birds. Look them up sometime. What else?? A wombat...I saw a wombat very up close. I will say that about the Melbourne Zoo, they have done the "up-close" thing very well. I was a little to "up-close" to the lions, but the kids loved it. Wombats are like furry little pigs and their paws look like little children's hands. They are very cute while they are sleeping. I think they are my new favorite animal. Or maybe that is the echidna. I thought I was looking at a very large hedgehog. They must be in the same family. I will look to see if I took a picture.

Some pictures of the kids



Here are some pictures of the park near the house. This is a bit overexposed, but here is Joaquin on his way to play for the first time in the park near our house.

What is this tree??


I think that I have seen this before but not as a tree. I feel like I have only seen this as a small plant. I have to find out what it is before it drives me batty. That reminds me...in Queens Park, there are palm trees growing next to oak trees. Is that unusual??

The Australian Chapter

And how fitting that I shall begin it with my birthday, the thirtieth no less. Yes, today I completed three decades of life and will begin my fourth. How do I feel? Very, very grateful. I could have only made it to 25 or 7. I welcome my 30th and will welcome every birthday after that. I am just a bit sad however to be so far from home. My main chica, T-ta (as Elias calls you now) and I were supposed to be in the big NYC thriftin' it up. Oh, I long to go back to the Salvo Boutique just off Broadway! 2010 will be our year Chica de Tug!!!!

Enough about my bday, what about Australia you ask? There is so much to tell and I am already forgetting things because I went without internet for so long, but I will try to compile a list here of the things that I have learned thus far:

1. I have an internet addiction. But I guess that doesn't really have anything to do with Australia, I just happened to discover it here. So we won't count it...

New 1. That when one drives on the other side of the road they also walk down the sidewalk on the other side and they push the shopping cart down the other side. You might be saying "Well, Duh!" to yourself right now, but I ask you, really!?!? would you have really thought of that?!?!? I only caught on after twenty minutes of Australian shoppers trying to avoid playing a game of chicken with me.

2. Cantelopes are rock melons

3. Bell peppers are capsicums

4. Mackers is McDonalds

5. Many many australians can name all fifty states of the U.S. Quick...name the seven australian states! Got you, there are only six! Any dill knows that!

6. a dill is an idiot.

7. Aussie is not pronounced "OSSIE", it is "OZZIE"

8. Cookies are biscuits

9. Esteban was inducted at work his first week (had his orientation)

10. You greet someone by saying "how are you going?", not "how are you doing?", and this even applies in the past tense ("so how did you go?")

11. If something is suspicious or suspect, it's "a bit dodgy"

12. Being "switched on" applies to smart people who catch on quickly, not necessarily electrical appliances or light switches...

13. Evidently every Melbournian has a personal stylist,or at least they all look that way.

I think that's all I've got for now. In general, we are very happy with where we live. It is very close to a park. Everything is very expensive here though and that might be a slight set back. I went to buy some toys for the boys the other day and I almost cried in the store. I mean it, I was really fighting back the tears because the prices were so high that I was thinking "I am such a bad mom, bringing my children to this land where I can't even buy them a toy! Shame on me." But I did end up buying them a little people set that costs about three times what it would in the states. I am not exaggerating. Aren't they all made in China anyway and aren't we closer to China now?? I think that's all for today.

Later that same day...


So I was looking at my posts and realized that the picture of our entryway looks terrible, I was just looking at the floor. The ugly blue on the walls will be painted Antique Brass, sounds lovely, no? and the trim will all be painted again and will one day be very beautiful. One day, that is, after we return from Oz.
So these pictures show our progress and I think this is about all we are going to get done. We got the floors down, but they need a second coat of polyurethane and the spackled wall there is our kitchen. I think its gonna have to stay like that. We did all that ourselves too. I think I am like a master spackler now. I want a T-shirt that says "Master Spackler".
That reminds me of this awesome shirt I saw one time on some guy at Busch Gardens. If any of my beloved friends or family ever see this, BUY IT FOR ME!! On the front it said "I'm a formata" and had a picture of a formata, and on the back it said "so hold me." HA HA HA!!! It still puts me in stitches!!
(yes, I was a band geek, but if you laughed, then so were you!)
Anyway, what was I saying? Its long gone now, so I will end here. Ciao.

Chuckles...





So I remembered a funny story about the children today and wanted to write it down. As the title of my blog hints at, our children are in this huge, HUGE superhero phase. Joaquin's obsession is with Superman and Elias' is with Batman. Just the other day, Joaquin got his four year vaccinations and he didn't cry or flinch a bit. When I acted surprised and praised him for being such a big boy, he replied "It's not about being a big boy, mommy. I'm Superman. I told you I was Superman." Then two weeks ago when we went to Philadelphia for our immigration physicals, the doctor saw the boys together. He first talked to Joaquin and asked him his name. Joaquin proudly responded "My name is Joaquin Tristan!", then he turned to Elias and asked "And what's your name?" Elias very seriously replied "Batman!"

Seven days!!!


We have precious little time left to get everything done and I am kind of freaking out! I have discovered that the Australian Deparment of Immigration is only slightly easier to deal with than our own. I applied for our visitor visa but I have this sinking feeling that I put Esteban down as a female! I just called immigration and their response??? "No worries! Unless of course its not obvious and then you've got worries beyond what I can help you with!" Now read that to yourself in your best aussie accent...pretty funny and frustrating at the same time.

However, my freshly laid tile floor looks very good. Let's see if I can stick a picture in here:




Yep, I did that! Although I have to say that this picture makes the slate look a bit more colorful than it appears in real life. I still have to grout it. Esteban and I have tried to finish all the projects that we had started, which was a lot. I believe that there is a lesson in there, but try as I might, I don't think I'll ever get it.

Joaquin can recognize his numbers now, so what is his new obsession? Calling people on the phone. As I write he is pushing me to read off someone's number...hmm, its late, is there anyone I'm angry at? Just kidding! I also had one of those "ouch" parent moments just now. Joaquin took too long to dial and the "telephone lady" starting telling him to hang up and dial again. He then resolutely hangs up the phone, looks at me very seriously, and says "How do I get this stupid thing to work???"

First ever blog...

Right now the hubby is bathing the kids. This is usually when I sneak away to do something for myself. We are moving to Australia in eight days and we are trying to get our house prepared to be left alone for some time. Today I lay floor tile at our front door. I still have to put the grout in. For the first time, I think I did a pretty good job.

I am not going to get GG's sweater done. However, I am happy with how it is turning out so far. I am using a knitting pattern from Runway Knits. I think its called the seafoam shrug. Its really a cute idea, I will have to make one for myself after I finish this one.

I can't think of anything especiallly cute that the children said today. Sometimes it makes me really sad to know that I have already forgotten so many things that they have said and done even though they are so young. I can't dwell on it.

Tonight I will probably continue packing up our bedroom and try to take some photos that I can post.